miércoles, 9 de septiembre de 2009

Dedicate a otra cosa

Me di cuenta que hay profesiones que deberían existir, porque hay cosas que nos da fiaca hacer y además se llenarían de guita. Porque el desempleo no es una consecuencia, sino una actitud.

Aquí va:

a) Callador de vecinos.

b) Traductor de novias "en esos días".

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e) Cambiador de monedas.

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j) Organizador de pre-boliche a domicilio.

Es todo, elRober.

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Jime dijo...

b) Traductor de novias "en esos días".
e) Cambiador de monedas.

Terrible la carrera universitaria! Para recibirte tenés que hacer un master en Harvard.

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Coty dijo...

Yo te traduzco a las novias.
Pero ante mi ausencia, regalale un chocolate y ya la tenés chocha.

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Jime: si es de noche, picada... no joda.

Laucha: Hay uno que se llama Calibre 42.

El Profe: Quiero el 10%

Coty: Demasiado tarde...

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tengo una!
traductor de clientas de peluqueria "manteneme el largo"

Nacho dijo...

Sin dudas, "elogiador de asados" es lo que sería en mi próxima vida, si es que vuelvo a nacer después de morir.
¿Cómo andás ídolo de peatonal en temporada alta? ¿Qué es de tu vida?
Te dejo un abrazo.

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